What's a Harley?

Today I met my uncle Paul, Aunt Angie and grandma Swarm. Uncle Paul works for Harley Davidson so for Christmas he bought me my first motorcycle. Daddy put it together for me and took me for a ride, unfortunately I was asleep and don't remember it.
Grandma thinks I'm a little angel and doesn't believe mommy when she says I keep her and daddy up all night, hehehehe, she's so wrong. They made me wear a Christmas outfit. After everyone left I was so tired I decided to rest up for tonight.

First Bath

Tonight I got my first bath. Mommy and Daddy washed me and took pictures as
I was shivering. They're so mean to me. I did like getting my hair washed. Mommy said I'll like going to the salon, whatever that is.

Are we going to a toga party?Oh, that was cold!

Why are my hands blue?

Hello World

My name is Madeline "Maddy" Marie. I was born on Friday, December 14th at 6:43pm at the University of Maryland Medical Center in Baltimore. It took a while for me to come out and I wasn't really ready as it was nice and cozy inside my mommy. But they finally coaxed me out in to the world so here I am.

I've only been on the outside for a week but I'm already making trouble for my mommy and daddy. On Monday I peed on daddy while he was changing me. I spend most of my days sleeping so I'm nice and awake at night when mommy and daddy are trying to sleep. This morning I got daddy again, except as he was holding me to dry out from cleaning the pee off of me, I gave him a number 2 all over his arm and leg. I thought it was funny.

Well, that's all I have for now, time for a nap.